Kabbalah Queen Madonna is opening the doors of her very own school. The Kabbalist Grammar School For Children (aka The K School) will teach little ones the lessons of Jewish mysticism that Madonna and her Hollywood apostles have become devout followers of. According to The Sun, the superstar spent $16 million dollars to set up the school that will open in December nearby her New York Apartment.

And what a blessing this is. All the Madonna wannabes that the Material Girl left behind from the mid-eighties are now in their late twenties through early forties, following their idols example with a brood of little ones all their own (and a British hubby, if they're as lucky as Gwyneth Paltrow). Despite Madonna's myriad of reinventions over the years, she is still looking after her early groupies by providing their kids with a brilliantly exclusive and expensive education. Plus, the wannabes can thank the icon for their spiritual salvation, since a red Kabbalah string (and a commitment to the faith) is a prerequisite for admissions to the school.

After rounding up the old gang for her Reinvention Tour, and just prior to launching The English Roses clothing line for mini-Madges and Lourdes-likes, the news of Madonna's school seals the fate of the next generation of wannabes! Long live the Material Mom!